Etiquette
Hygiene
Please arrive freshly showered whenever possible, with special attention paid to places the sun don't shine. I love the smell of essential oils and fancy soaps, but in general please go easy on the cologne or perfume. I tend to wear scents such as citrus, rose, and musky herbals. If you have an allergy please speak up.
At your request I am happy to arrive to our meeting unshowered with my natural body odors intact from a day or two out in the world. I generally do not shave and do not expect you to, but please kindly make sure your facial hair stubble won't rub my skin off like sandpaper!
Arrival
Please arrive at the time we have settled on. If you are early, I may still be in transit or setting up for you! I may not be able to extend our time together if you are late, please be prompt! For in-session extensions, I can only extend as per my availability that day.
The Balance
Please only transfer the required deposit amount for deposits, Additional amounts transferred will be considered a tip.
When sending deposit, for the note enter "weekend", "gift", "school supplies" or something else innocuous. Do not enter "deposit", the date, "1 hour" etc.
The rest of your balance is to be paid in cash at the time of our meeting. If you like the thrill of a secret transaction, you are welcome to use a book, envelope, card, or folded paper. Please leave it in plain sight upon entering- Table, counter, nightstand, gift bag, or inside my new car. Just kidding! Unless....
Gifts and tips
.....are not expected but are appreciated. Generous individuals are reciprocated with my energetic generosity. Some of my most favorite things have been sponsored by highly caring, thoughtful, and appreciative admirers-- thank you so much. Here are some ideas and hints about what I like...
FAQ
Deposits, Cancellations, Rescheduling
Please consider: This is my job. With your money, I feed and house myself!
Deposits
Paid at the time of booking to secure time on my calendar. No deposit, no date, no exceptions unless you are a VIP visitor.
$100 flat deposit for repeat guests.
Dates 90 min and over require 25% deposit
If I am renting a hotel for us, you must send me full amount for the room up front.
Incall fee is $100-$300 depending on length and location of our meeting.
Outcalls under 2 hours require cab fare to expedite my arrival.
CashApp is highly preferred. Other options are Bitcoin and gift card which may be sent in extenuating circumstances (please inquire before purchasing). Please only transfer the required deposit amount. Additional amounts transferred will be considered a tip. The rest of your balance is to be paid in cash at the time of our meeting.
The deposit covers my admin labor, incall rental fee, and reserves my time - Therefore, if you cancel or need to reschedule, I may not be able to a accommodate this request. In cases of extenuating circumstances for known and loyal guests, I may be amenable to exceptions. Please schedule mindfully.
All deposits are nonrefundable.
All gift cards are nonrefundable.
All hotel and incall fees are nonrefundable- I am renting a space for you!
Cancellations
If you cancel the day of our meeting, I ask for a 50% cancellation fee (of my total rate for your booked time). Your deposit is relinquished and you can reschedule with a new deposit at any time.
If you cancel when I am already waiting for you to arrive (up to 2 hours before our meeting), that counts as a no-show and it would be very polite and highly advised to send me the remainder fee (100%) for our booked time together as an apology and if you wish to see me in the future. You can reschedule with a new deposit at any time.
If in the rare circumstance that I have to change our plans, I will first contact you about a possible reschedule. If we are not able to find a new time to meet, I will refund your deposit within 48 hours.
Do you offer [specific service inquiry]?
There is a lot of information on this website. If you're not finding what you need, you're welcome to book a phone consultation to see if I am the right companion for you. This is not a fantasy phone call. Consultations are up to 15 minutes and cost $40, paid via Amazon gift card or Cashapp. You can request a consultation by email, naturally.deviant@proton.me
Do you have a list of toys and implements I can browse?
In short, no. My collection of toys and implements is of the classic and basic nature. I generally have a selection of dildos, plugs, paddles, clamps, rope, palette wrap, clamps, gags, and some sensory toys.
You are welcome to bring your own toys for me to use on you but I appreciate a heads up! I am generally open to trying new tools, but if there is something particularly niche that you're interested in exploring with me, please reach out for a paid phone consultation to see if I am the right provider for you.
Sponsoring a toy to add to my collection is a great way for me to remember our good times together (and think of you every time I use it..)
For a more immersive experience with oodles of naughty furniture, I am able to host our meeting at a fully-equipped local dungeon in lower Manhattan.
I want to take you to dinner, can we do that?
Yes, and you have the option to luxuriate with me before or afterward for some private time, if you so desire.
Dates longer than 3 hours require a meal together:
That can consist of appetizers at the hotel bar, room service, a quick cab to your favorite local spot, a fine dining restaurant, a food cart adventure, or maybe a charmingly moody hole in the wall. I tend to like a dive that may be suspect at first but has excellent reviews from the local food nerds but love the theater and drama of fine dining. We can also stay in and roll the dice on delivery/room service options... DoorDash for pillow talk is so fun. There's a million options!
I want to bring snacks! What do you like?
Charcuterie type fare such as crackers/cheese/olives/cured meats/nuts/jams, sushi, cookies, cut (or uncut hehe) fruit. If we're meeting in the morning, a flaky pastry is such a delight! Chocolate bars, chocolate covered pretzels, yogurt covered raisins, you get the idea haha!
I'm not big on alcohol these days, sorry! For nonalcholic drinks: Coconut water, kombucha, black/green/pu'er tea, any kind of fruit juice, CBD seltzers, Poppi/Ollipop sodas.
New and sealed items only. Thank you for understanding.
Do you have reviews that I can read?
You can write a tactful review if you are a member of TNA board.
Otherwise, please keep our activities private by keeping them stored in your memory. Being discreet goes both ways.
If you had a great time and want the world to know, I welcome letters of positive recounting (without any of the particulars described).. and may consider creating a space on this website to feature them! Write me, lover.
I want you to wear something specific. Will you do that for me?
I do a pretty good job dressing myself, but I understand everyone had their own fantasies and kinks they're out here trying to fulfill. You are welcome to make a request within reason (ie. "yoga pants", "fishnets", "red lingerie", "dominatrix vibes"), I have a pretty extensive closet! I do not buy garments to fulfill requests.
You are more than welcome to purchase an outfit for me to wear for you. Bring it with you or leave the ordering to me. Just make sure it's my size! I expect all garments to be new with tag, and shoes new in the box. Any clothes or items you bring for me to wear are considered gifts!
Some of the cheap stuff is just as sexy as the high ticket items! For slutty & easy to find items, I prefer leather, pvc, sheer see-though items, micro mini stripper dance wear, body stockings, bodycon dresses, and fishnet.
Do you offer discounts?
I sometimes offer promotions or specific kinds of sessions that I want to do, keep your eye on my social media for promos! Otherwise, No. And it's deeply unsexy to ask, lol.
If you'd like to explore an ongoing monthly arrangement wherein we see each other 1-2 times a week, please email me with subject line " Ongoing Arrangement Inquiry". Please be advised this offer is $,$$$ and requires a minimum 2 month commitment.